Nicki Minaj Is Pregnant!!!

(With Ideas About How To Troll Her Fans)

Beyoncé broke the internet last week when she dropped a typically majestic photo shoot revealing that she’s pregnant with twins.

For a split second (or a little longer to the more gullible among us) it looked as though she wasn’t the only one expecting, as Nicki Minaj shared a photo of herself to Instagram with what looked to be a very sizeable baby bump.

Of course, anyone who made it as far as the caption should have been able to work out that Nicki was only playing…

Alongside the photo, she wrote, “#ATBIMS. y’all so childish Omgskibbidybopbopghjhddfnjj – I was gonna wait to share the news but…” with a crying laughing emoji thrown in the mix for good measure.

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In case you didn’t know, the #ATBIMS hashtag refers to the line “All these bitches is my sons” — a sentiment Nicki has expressed in her music regularly.

The internet being the internet, though, a huge portion of people were still fooled by the news — even though Nicki has been regularly sharing photos online with her stomach looking flat as ever.

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Nicki’s mischievous side has been acting up lately. She also trolled her fans about a surprise album release last October that never came to … fruition.

Ok u know what I wasn’t gonna say anything but damn ya got it out of me. The album drops at midnight. 🎀💋 it’s called

Tracklist:

1. Mango
2. Cherry
3. Watermelon
4. Bananas (harambe interlude)
5. Grapes
6. Raspberries
7. Kiwi
8. Pineapple
9. Fruit Loops

The one I’m most excited about, however, is track #10. It’s called Nigga toss my fruit salad and it features my favorite rapper of all time

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